myghela:

The book:

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The movie:

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unsolve:

who wore it better

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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

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fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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cokeflow:

my opinion is no

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h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

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dashdrive:

i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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contraception:

when ur best friend is sad

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