startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

(via funnybrunette)

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hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

(Source: blank, via fake-mermaid)

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what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

drunkmale:

i didn’t want to talk 2 this boy so i sent him the entire script of the bee movie instead

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via seedy)

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rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via slydigged)

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via michaxl)

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vicoactus:

we can do better