gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

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showered-flowers:

have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.

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byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

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hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

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epic-humor:

sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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supjono:

faceless bloggers make me uncomfortable 

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at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

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virguin:

i never write ‘tyt’ after someone writes ‘brb’ because no bitch stay here don’t you ever leave me

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internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

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